Thinking about giving my husband the butt. Do you have any words of advice for me before I proceed?

If your gonna do that makes sure he licks it for a while first. Yes he needs to perform oral sex on your butt. That not only will it feel good but it will help you relax your muscles. Also while his back there he needs to play with hs fingers. Insert one slowly and then two. That will relax your muscles and help them. get ready for the main event. But remember your the one in control here. If it hurts you need to tell him and if he does not listen then get away from him. This type of love making can be so awesome if done right. Good luck. Also used lots of lube. Make sure he puts enuff inside of you before the actual act.Thinking about giving my husband the butt. Do you have any words of advice for me before I proceed?
Yes. Get pleanty of lube and you will definatly want some anestetic like the gel Ora Gel or get task specific like Anal Ease You need to relax and it will help if you push out like taking a crap while he pushes in. When you put on the lube and ease think of the anus as a thick rubber band you want to attend to the outer edge as well as the inner edge. If you insert a finger you will see what I mean.





Make sure he is slow and patient and will stop if you need him to. Care should be taken as serious damage can be done With time and much other attention like to the little man in the boat will make it a more enjoyable thing for you both although I gotta tell you he will enjoy it a whole lot more than you will. I sure hope you are getting something nice out of this. You are gonna earn itThinking about giving my husband the butt. Do you have any words of advice for me before I proceed?
Use a WATER_BASED lube ( KY, or one of the other knock-offs) and lots of it.





start with analingus or a finger then two to get your muscles relaxed





Some people like to be on top, so they control everything, insertion, angles, speed. you might want to try this.





take it easy, don't rush anything.





remember to either take care of yourself or have him keep you stimulated in your other errogenous areas.








It;'s not for everyone, so if you don't like it, stop.





too bad, folks can't understand that there are people who like it.
I have too much self respect to ever submit to anal sex. What the hell is the matter with women?





Thumb me down all you want. No woman can honestly say she enjoys this nonsense and I think any man who likes the idea should fill a freezer bag with dog poop, insert his dick, and squeeze tightly. Oh, do make sure the poop is still warm to get the proper effect.
Relax, lot of lube, be in control, so you control penetration depth.


let him start by fingering first so you get used to it.


once you feel pain, ask him to stop, and he can resume again when you feel better.


best position is doggie or you and him on side while your back facing his chest.


Good Luck.



Haha. I do have actual advice though I know this is a joke question. ;)





Relax your muscles as much as possible


Lots of lube


Lay on your sides with your back to his chest, then you can reach behind you and guide him in, it hurts less.


Go slow!


Once it's in, it doesn't hurt so bad.
1.If you have to poop, do it now. It is inappropriate to poop an hour or two before insertion.


2. Please go to Jiffy Lube.


3. Don't under estimate the power of the butt muscles. Do not clench, even if you feel you need to. You might cut it off.


4. Enjoy.
your husband will be grateful! mine is. we do that every once in a while. go to the store and get some astro glide. works great! just go slow, and dont sqeeze or tense up. i prefer doggy style to put it in. feels goooooood to me!





oooo and try getting a dilli when you go get ur lube. put em in at the same time..... you'll go in 1 min!
Listen now you are married you dont even have to shag him let alone give him the butt!!!!! Leave it be and allow one part of you to remain a mystery - its your trump card only to be used in worse case scenarios!!!!
Lol of patron!!!! And make sure you empty out before the big night! Hahahha JK





Just relax and don't let him do it you need to guide it and it won't hurt as much going up up and away!!!!
Georgio Golgani to the rescue!





Okay...b4 you give him the asss....make sure you don't eat for like 4 days.





That way you don't get any unpleasant surprises!
Get some practice from his fingers first.


At least learn to enjoy it yourself before you go full on.


Oh, and a BIGGIE...You control the speed.
Personally I think you should give it a try if he really wants to. Just make sure you don't take him on a mississippi mud slide.






Its like pulling a sticker out of your foot dont think about it just go as fast as possible and it wont even hurt.
That's disgusting...
After you try it .... let us know how it went ... lol





That is somehting that I have said one day to... I just haven't gotten there yet...








Good Luck!!!
Are you sure you don't mean BOOT? God, I hope so... if not... lube... lots and lots of lube...





***Note to self.... it is called the POOP SHOOT FOR A REASON!***
USE SILICONE LUBE!!!
I just spewed pop everywhere. LMAO!





Get drunk, get some lube. Have fun!
I got a concussion from doing that. Be careful.
Drink lots of alcohol and make sure you're passed out!
Alcohol and lots of it.
I like it... just use lube.... and go slow at first Enjoy!! :)





(Brittany B has a good point with the dilli it AWESOME)
Hope he's not big...
Lots of lube
Sorry no advice here. I don't even know why guys want this.
make sure you bite on a potato ...ouchie
Lots of booze............and Anal Ease (pure romance)





That's the only way!!
Don't let him violate you like that. It hurts obviously. You can get anal cancer like Farrah Fawcett. It's embarrassing when you go to the doctor and he exams your rectum and he knows you are using it for sex. He might even ask you if you are or were a prostitute. Don't diss yourself. If he wants to ***** in the butt, let him find a ******.