I need vacation advice regarding husband and child...?

I don't want to take them with me...but I don't want to leave them home without supervision. Are there any of those kennel things like they have for your pets, where you can leave your spouses and children, so they won't get lonely or destroy your house while you're away?


Thanks :o)I need vacation advice regarding husband and child...?
Tell you what I need a break from my routine here so how about I pack a bag and provide supervision for you? I'll make sure your spouse and child are well taken care of but I won't spoil them hehehehehe you're husband will learn to cook as I don't do that anymore, and having been a 3rd grade teacher I can assure you that your son will get his homework done and accurately. Just think of it as that Nanny show and with me running away from my home, absence will make my hubby much more appreciative of what I do for him when I return.





Of course you can return the favor at a future date with service to be determined. Sound like a plan?





PS I'll make sure they'll appreciate you when you get back home. %26lt;G%26gt; Believe me they'll be too busy to get lonely.I need vacation advice regarding husband and child...?
They will eventually devolve to the hunter-gatherer state, which could be a problem if you live in a city. You may come home to find your goldfish have been cooked over a fire made by burning the sofa and your child running around naked and screaming like a chimpanzee while your husband picks lice out of his hair and eats them like some mountain gorilla.


Hypothetically speaking, of course. This would take 14-37 hours to happen, depending on conditions.
I would think you would trust your husband enough to watch your child.


If not, leave them with a grandparent or trust worthy friend. Your husband can watch himself.


Also, I'm astounded you even made a comment referring to putting a child in a cage (whether is was a joke or not), I don't even support kennel training for dogs. Shame on you.
we have neighbourhood watch in my street,maybe you can start one there,they are great for looking out for situations like this,they can bring food to the door for them and walk them,so they dont get bored and destructive!!


i love it cos they water my plants when im away..


just leave 2 buckets of water out incase they get thirsty..
haha, there's your million dollar idea , lol :)





I think with all that you do for them ,they should be able to handle some time without out you and keep the pets and plants alive, house intact, etc...so just go and enjoy :-) and let them fend for themselves. They'll apprciate you all the more when you get back...






Your husband should be fine if you just let him roam around the neighborhood eating out of everyone's trash and sleeping under their cars. Just make sure he doesn't have the key to the house so he can't mess it all up. Take your kid with you, who else is going to carry your luggage for you?
yes it's called miss kitty litters husband and spouse nursery it is located at 21 dumb your stuff here rd THE DUMP 200001 they will be fed the top of the range cat food and be let into the play area for 2 hours a day to play with balls of wool.


and for you my friend it comes at the cheap price of $1
Oh I can take care of them for you... as long as you have a nice garden where to throw a party and you don't mind finding beer q-packs and remains of smoked cigars in your hedge.
yes, its called family, leave them with other family members
Hotels. Enjoy.



I think you might just need to take a vaca and set everything up so you know they cant destroy stuff. Premake means or something. Have more faith in them!
Dodo can look after them..let's party for Kiki's birthday..
sadly, no.





However I can recommend a top notch, heavy duty human leash. Just tie them up in the backyard, but be sure to put out enough food for them
Grandma's house.
yeah its called the mother in law's house
kill yourself
Is this some kind of joke?
and why wouldn't you want to take you FAMILY on a vacation? gonna go f*ck a guy? seems selfish.
I suggest sleeping pills.. enough to make them sleep until you come home safely!
yes its called prison. my ex is there right now